{"name":"Adventures in Assisted Living!","short_name":"Adventures in Assisted Living!","theme_color":"#ffffff","start_url":"/","display":"standalone","background_color":"#fff","description":"I’m a 40 something broad who lives in an assisted living facility. I used to work in a place like this, but never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d be living in one. Curious to know what it’s like? I’ll be your guide on the inside. All stories are true, names have been changed to protect the stupid. Some stories are NSFW, contain traumatic events and adult content not suitable for children, especially if you’re a 40 year old manchild or Jack Scalfani. \n\n”Welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves and no one will...”\n\nGrab a drink, some strong edibles, a can of processed cheese product, shriek in horror and laugh at my expense. This is ”Adventures in Assisted Living!”","icons":[{"src":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/img/podbean-logo/podbean_77.jpg","sizes":"300x300","type":"image/png"}]}